I have a beach long-planned beach vacation coming up and I'm in need of a swimsuit. How do I know I need one? Is it because it's a frivolous purchase and I have no other options? No. It's because my current go-to is sheer in the rear, which I was casually told during a family pool party by Nick. Cue the deep embarrassment as I walked backwards to change. 

I don't even know what I want. A one piece so I could eat comfortably? A bikini because fuck it?

No. Clue. Help. Time is of the essence.

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